"Riding on Amtrak to Chicago and some guy just ran up the aisle yelling, "PANCAKES! SAUSAGE! SCRAMBLED EGGS!"
"Finally doze off and a heard of Mennonites get on the train and don't SHUT THE FUCK UP, MOTHER FUCKERS! Also...they are sitting right behind me."
"Ok, I thought this lady sitting by me was retarded...she's not...she has a daughter and is just really socially awkward."