Wednesday, July 24, 2013

RE: Reader Beware (No, REALLY)

Two text conversations between Stella and me:

Me: The shit I just shat was too wide for both my ass and the toilet.
Stella: Sounds like the shits I was taking last week! Maybe this is how the Apocalypse begins...not with horsemen but with giant, ass ripping shits.

And, later texts:

Me: Um... The crossword I'm doing had "rather gross fetish" for a clue. Scat was the answer, which I misspelled with a k at first
Stella: Ha!!! OMG!!

Stella: Did I ever tell you about when I asked Polish Boy "Do you like scat?" It was in the office and he looked horrified when I asked and I was like "What?" He was like "Shhh!!!" And I was all "What's wrong with scat?" He was like "Gross!! Shh!!" I was so confused. I was talking about the music style...he thought I was talking about the fetish. I didn't even know it was a fetish at that point.
Me: HA
Stella: One of our classic Stella/Polish Boy Moments.

Sunday, July 14, 2013

RE: No, It Shouldn't

For the most part, I like to keep this blog on the inane, crazy, fun side, but sometimes the events of the outside world are too important to ignore.

"It should not be news that black people are not rioting." - Maya Wiley, Center for Social Inclusion during an appearance on "UP With Steve Kornacki" while discussing the verdict in the George Zimmerman trial

Wednesday, July 10, 2013

RE: America's Next Top Stripper

"I guess I just don't want her to grow-up and be a stripper.  But, if she did grow-up to be a stripper, she'd be one fabulous stripper." -Mother of a 3 yr. old on "Toddlers & Tiaras"

RE: Is There An App For That?

Stella and I talking about a Facebook post we read that had mistakes in it:

Me: There are some things that can't be blamed on auto-correct.
Stella: Exactly.  She needs Sentence Structure Correct.

Thursday, July 4, 2013

RE: Freedom of Speech

Mini-Me: Do I look pretty?
Scrubs: Yes, you do.
Mini-Me: You're going to look pretty today.