Wednesday, March 25, 2015

RE: And That's How Babies Are Born

"Ethel Merman & Paul Lynde had a love child bursting forth from Kasha's vocal chords" Ginger Minj talking about the singing of another queen on "RuPaul's Drag Race"

Friday, March 20, 2015

RE: That About Sums It Up

"Daddy lives in your room because he doesn't have a room of his own." - Said to a friend by her 5-year-old daughter

RE: She Really Is Precious

Email from Wonder Woman regarding Precious Gem:

Yesterday she [Precious Gem] wanted bags. Dad offered her plastic bags (nothing like giving your grandchild plastic bags to play with), but she said, "No." So I scouted around and found 2 brown paper bags that she agreed to.  She put her dolls in them and I asked what she was doing and she said those were...are you ready?...sleeping bags. They are still downstairs asleep on a chair.