Tuesday, January 31, 2012

RE: Sesame Street Sure Has Changed

"Z for zipper.  Zip your mouth right up." -Mini-Me doing alphabet flashcards.

Sunday, January 29, 2012

RE: C-Town Fans Aren't Bitter

"If Lebron ever comes back to play here, I will piss...I will piss on EVERYTHING!  Piece of pig shit." - Mr. R

RE: An Ear For Music

"Can you turn this song off?  It's scary!" - Mini-Me upon hearing Leonard Cohen's "Darkness"

Friday, January 27, 2012

RE: "Ye gods, whatta meesa sayin'?"*

What I said: Jar Jar Martin
What I meant to say: George R R Martin

*A quote from Jar Jar Binks in "Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace

Sunday, January 22, 2012

RE: Little Miss Demonic

"It makes me happy when mommy cries." - Little girl on "Toddlers & Tiaras"

RE: Rebirth

"Stepping out of the Forever Lazy is what I imagine it feels like for a baby emerging from the womb...cold, cruel world." - Text from Stella

Thursday, January 19, 2012

RE: Married To The Mob

"I bet she has a 4 inch clitoris." The Hubby upon seeing one of the chicks from "Mob Wives," who seems like she may have been a man at some point

RE: You Are What You Eat

"I'm going to turn into a Chinese." - Miley Bieber talking about all the Chinese food she's been eating

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

RE: Mother's Little Helper

Scrubs: Thank you, [Mini-Me], for finding my snow brush.
Mini-Me: You're welcome. I'm pretty helpful...and squeezable...

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

RE: Dude Looks Like An Insect

"He looks like a grasshopper." - Mr. R upon seeing Steven Tyler on a commercial for "American Idol"

Monday, January 16, 2012

RE: Drugs Are Bad, Mm-Kay?

"I wouldn't call myself an addict because why would I?" - Richard, a regular user of meth, on "Intervention"

Monday, January 9, 2012

RE: Little Shit

"That's okay [Precious Gem], accidents happen." - Mini-Me to her one month old baby sister when the baby pooped

Saturday, January 7, 2012

RE: Invading Jell-O

"Oh, there it is behind the Chinese takeover." - Gleek trying to find something in the fridge

RE: I Am The Walrus

"It sounds like a walrus having diarrhea." - Holla describing how her brother sounded when he was demonstrating some background music for us

Thursday, January 5, 2012

RE: Serious About Teaching Religion

"I teach fucking PSR [Parish School Reglion]!" - Thecla, on a rant about scheduling conflicts

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

RE: Party Games

"Pin the door on the donkey." - Mini-Me talking about I have no idea what

RE: A Bird Is A Bird

"Come see the owls." - Wonder Woman telling Mini-Me to look at the PENGUIN puzzle