Thursday, April 27, 2017

RE: Maybe She's Onto Something

From my brother:

After the commish announced, "The Cleveland Browns draft ......"
Precious Gem says: They got a giraffe?
Me: Not a giraffe, draft!

Tuesday, April 25, 2017

RE: Human Anatomy

"Humans are made of three things; dreams, bones, and memories." - Friends' little boy

Saturday, April 22, 2017

Wednesday, April 5, 2017

RE: Whale Sounds

Overheard by Stella and Birdman at an international film festival.

Guy next to us: You go see a movie made in Wales. What language would you think that movie would be in?
Lady behind us: Welsh? Maybe English?
Guy next to us: Who knew Wales even had their own language?!?! I thought maybe it would be in German.

RE: A Commentary On Russian Literature

A friend's 11 yr. old son on the friend's taste in fiction:
"The only three people who like 𝑪𝒓𝒊𝒎𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑷𝒖𝒏𝒊𝒔𝒉𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕 are Dostoevsky, Dostoevsky's mother, and you."