Wednesday, April 13, 2016

RE: Sounds Reasonable

Friend's Preschooler: Mommy, how long did it take for the hospital to get the baby out?
Friend: What baby, Baby K?
Preschooler: Yeah, Baby K.
Friend: A few hours.
Preschooler: I can respect that.

RE: Cream And Sugar?

Precious Gem: Daddy, you getting a coffee?
Mini-Me: Of course, Daddy runs on Dunkin.