Oscar inspired quotes:
"Kristen Stewart needs help from Chuck Testa to make her more life like." - Me
"Have Renee Zellweger's eyes been removed?" - Me
Stella: That awkward moment when 1 billion people realize you can't read, Renee Zellweger.
Stella: She seriously cannot read.
Me: She has no eyes.
Stella: Maybe that's it.