Sunday, August 28, 2016

RE: I'm Going To Rush Away From Here

Woman: I thought they always had Teddy Roosevelt wearing glasses.
Man: How would they put the glass on there?
Woman: I don't know, I just thought they had them up there.

-Overheard at Mount Rushmore

RE: What Words Mean

RE: A Need For Speed

Highway sign: Missile Drive Exit 10
Me: Now there's the highway to the danger zone. 

Thursday, August 25, 2016

RE: Wyatt Derp

Me, regarding Deadwood, SD: What is Kevin Costner's place called?
The Hubby: Gambles with Wolves. 

Monday, August 8, 2016

RE: Do They Go To School For These Lines?

"The former USC star patrolling like a sand panther tonight in the backcourt!" - Olympic commentator regarding April Ross' beach volleyball skills