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RE: Not Hearing That

It seems this week has been lacking in posts.  I've been a bit zoned out, so I haven't noticed any awesome quotes to post.  I am sure there were many, unfortunately, I didn't get them documented.  So, come on people, say some thing BRILLIANT! 

RE: Who's Da Man?

Me: Did you watch "Two And A Half Men?" I know how excited you were for Ashton Kutcher. Sally: Oh, best episode of my life! He was all, "Heyyyy..... I'm awesome.  Ahahah and I'm sexy. Watch me go over here and be a douche!" Me: So, not that much different than when Charlie Sheen was on? Sally: Not at all! I can hardly tell!!!  

RE: Dog Gone It

Scrubs: Wasting an entire weekend sick as a dog...I don't really know what that means.  I'm looking at my dog right now and he looks way happier and healthier than me. Me: But he also poops outside and sniffs crotches, so sick as a dog may have to do with the mental types of illnesses.

RE: I'm An Enabler, Not A Coach

Stella:"I need someone to push me...and I need someone who I have to be accountable to. Me: I'd offer but I don't think I am disciplined enough to hold anyone else accountable. Stella: Ha...yeah... Me: I wouldn't be able to say anything to guilt trip you because my mouth would be too full of ice cream. Stella: Ha...and I would be reading your "encouraging" text while eating a jr. bacon cheeseburger.

RE: Who's The Stiff?

" Too bad someone couldn't make Chuck Testa more lifelike." - The Hubby after seeing this: 

RE: Alive & Well In NYC!

Stella: So, watching "Big Sexy"...I seriously think the really tall one is a drag queen. Me: I KNOW, ME, TOO!!!! Stella: WTF is with her fucking make-up?!  Why is so WHITE?! Me, No idea Stella: I think she is actually John Candy from the movie "Armed & Dangerous. Me: HA Stella: It's nice to know that he didn't really die and is just living as a plus size model in NYC.