Tuesday, August 30, 2011

RE: Hello, Children's Services?

"I would slap the taste right out of that kid's mouth." - Birdman regarding one of the kids on "The Real Housewives of New Jersey"

RE: That Calls For Some Rehab!

"Ke$ha looks like a crack whore hit in the face with a meth lab." - a text from Stella

Friday, August 26, 2011

RE: Take That Bitchy Bride

"A little more bat to the face." - The Hubby responding to a bride from "Four Weddings" stating that she thought another bride could have had a little something more.

RE: Price Comparison

"How are the prices compared to the Cathedral Buffet?" - Birdman also in response to hearing about the International House of Prayer movement

RE: Prayer and Pancakes

"Would you like a side of  Hallelujah with your Rootie-Tootie-Fresh-And-Fruity?" - Stella regarding the International House of Prayer movement

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

RE: Those Damned Scandinavians

"We're supposed to get a Norwegian" - Teresa from "Real Housewives of New Jersey" regarding a weather forecast of a Nor'easter 

Sunday, August 7, 2011

RE: The Isle of Diabeetus

Stella's nephew #1: My friends are funnier cause they are ethnically diverse.
Stella's nephew #2: Yeah..they are black, Jewish, and diabetic.

Thursday, August 4, 2011

RE: Reality Show Jackass

Brendon from "Big Brother": Sorry, I can be a bit of a baby sometimes.
The Hubby, to the TV: Yeah!  When you're AWAKE!

Monday, August 1, 2011

RE: The Old Lady

"She's got one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel." - One of my father-in-law's friends about his lady friend