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RE: Save The Sillies

A friend's Facebook post the other day: Today the principal tells me that during the time when they were to all "shake their sillies out, [preschool aged son] first says, 'I don't want to shake my sillies out. I want to keep them.' The next time he says, 'I'll shake some of them out but I want to hold onto some of my sillies!'" The Hubby's cousin posted this to Facebook: [Kindergarten aged son] says he doesn't like music class because "we sing a song called 'Shake Your Sillies Out', and I like my sillies, Mom!"

RE: Oh Snap, Tackle, and Stella's Pop

And so begin the football season messages from Stella: Our QB is already out with a concussion. Johnny F'n Football is in already. The first Browns extra point attempt took 3 times with 3 flags that took it back to a 48 yard attempt. I'm shocked the kicker's leg didn't fall off. My parents are already not speaking to each other. Welcome to Browns Football 2015. Browns Sunday: Getting my dad a foil hat for Christmas. He truly believes all games are fixed. My dad just called the ref an "assburg." Me: Did you just call him an assburg? My dad: I dunno. Does it matter? Jets player injured. Being taken off on backboard. My mom points at the tv and says "Look how cute!" I was brought up by savages. My dad: You have no chance at winning. Just injure all of them. Kill them all. My mom is now in on the conspiracy theory.  I said to my dad: You two are really in shitty moods today. My dad: It's football season. Announcer: It's begi