Tuesday, April 29, 2014

RE: It's Revolutionary

"The Molasses and Sugar App." - Me during an American History trivia game.  What I MEANT was "The Molasses and Sugar ACT."

Friday, April 25, 2014

RE: I'd Probably Watch That*


Stella: WTF is TLC's obsession with gypsies?
Me: I don't get what's up with TLC period.
Stella: That just made me think, "Why don't they have a show about menstruating women?"
Me: Ha!
Stella: Wait...menstruating GYPSIES.
Me: Menstruating, 500 lb, midget, psychic, gypsies in the ER because of sex involving a strange addiction.
Stella: Mind. BLOWN.

*Hey, producers, you better not steal my show idea without crediting me and paying me.

Monday, April 21, 2014

RE: Who Knew?

Precious Gem (2 yrs. old): My belly hurts...Need medicine.
Scrubs: I don't have medicine for your belly.
Precious Gem: Yes , lipstick.
Scrubs: Putting lipstick on is going to make your belly better?
Precious Gem: Yes!!!!