Sunday, October 30, 2016

RE: A Whole Lotta Ouch

Me: Who was Parker Posey?
The Hubby: The rough looking one.
Me: OMG! I thought that was Elizabeth Banks. [awkward pause] Don't tell Elizabeth Banks.

- After watching "Mascots"

RE: In Other CLE Sports

Saturday, October 29, 2016

RE: A Real Shot In The Arm

"Just picked up [Mini-Me] from a sleepover. Now we are in line for flu shots. She's not happy. [Mini-Me] told me, 'You're bad at surprises!'" - My brother, Mini-Me's dad

Monday, October 24, 2016

RE: Something Stinks Around Here

Friend: [Daughter], you're being kinda a stink tonight. Be nice to your brother.
Friend's 7 yr. old Daughter: Mom, that's not how stink works. Stink makes you smell bad. I think the word you're looking for is "naughty".

Thursday, October 20, 2016

RE: Choo-Choo-Choose Chocula

Message from Stella:
At Target and we see the Count Chocula cereal box that says "Vote for Me" or whatever.
Birdman: Who is he running against?
Stella: Boo Berry and Frankenberry. Yummy Mummy probably isn't running.
Birdman: Frankenberry is in it until the Access Hollywood tapes come out.
Stella: Yeah. Those will be gross.
Birdman: *rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr* Grab pussy *rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

RE: A Serious Matter

Typically, the posts on this blog are inane or silly or beyond explanation, but today, I am sharing a link to a post written by The Hubby. It's important enough to be written down.

Thursday, October 13, 2016

RE: Oh The Horror!

The Hubby: Want to watch "American Horror Story"?
Me: Sure. I'm pretty sure that's what I've been watching all week on MSNBC.