Tuesday, July 28, 2015

RE: A Fashion No-No When You Have To Go-Go

"Rompers are the enemy of the bladder. They are also a potty training nightmare. They set kids up to fail because even if the kid makes it to the bathroom, they may still have an accident trying to get the damn thing off." - Me

Monday, July 27, 2015

RE: Acorn Poo

"I must look nuttier than a squirrel turd right now." - James, "Big Brother 17" contestant

Thursday, July 16, 2015

RE: No More Counting Kids

"No more Duggars. I used to like to get upset watching them. Now what will I do?" - Wonder Woman when TLC announced the cancellation of "19 Kids & Counting"

Monday, July 6, 2015

RE: Tastes Like...

"The problem with me eating healthy foods is that I can always taste the healthy." - A friend's son