Sunday, May 19, 2013

RE: When Shorts Attack

Text from Stella:

What I just witnessed in a parking lot on a 17 year old girl.

Thursday, May 16, 2013

RE: It's All Greek To Me

Birdman's Mom: It's that musical about the Greek trying to marry off his daughters.
Birdman: Fiddler on the Roof?
Birdman's Mom: Yes!
Birdman: Those are Jews

Wednesday, May 8, 2013

RE: Current Events

Message to me of textersation between Stella and our mutual friend, Polish Boy.


This is 'merica...we don't cotton to no stinkin' fancy ass Frenchy words and shit.
Polish Boy: So brilliant.
Polish Boy: It's Cleveland afterall...
Polish Boy: "I've been abducted and missing for 10 years!!!" Response- "Do you need fire, ambulance or the police?"
Stella: Fire. Definitely fire.
Polish Boy: No. She wanted a Rally's Big Buford and glitter. WTF did they think she wanted?!?
Stella to me: (I was standing in the middle school gym waiting for [Birdman] to finish voting when I read his last text and I snorted from laughing so hard...made a nice echoy sound in the gym. Also, I think the guy who checked us in to vote had elephantitis of the nutsack. Not kidding. At all.)

Sunday, May 5, 2013

RE: What The What?

"Dammit. I'm never going to find someone to name their dog Crotch. The fun is endless with a name like Crotch." - Stella after we rejected her suggestion for a name for our puppy