Sunday, May 19, 2013

RE: When Shorts Attack

Text from Stella:


What I just witnessed in a parking lot on a 17 year old girl.

Thursday, May 16, 2013

RE: It's All Greek To Me

Birdman's Mom: It's that musical about the Greek trying to marry off his daughters.
Birdman: Fiddler on the Roof?
Birdman's Mom: Yes!
Birdman: Those are Jews

Wednesday, May 8, 2013

RE: Current Events

Message to me of textersation between Stella and our mutual friend, Polish Boy.

Stella:


This is 'merica...we don't cotton to no stinkin' fancy ass Frenchy words and shit.
Polish Boy: So brilliant.
Polish Boy: It's Cleveland afterall...
Polish Boy: "I've been abducted and missing for 10 years!!!" Response- "Do you need fire, ambulance or the police?"
Stella: Fire. Definitely fire.
Polish Boy: No. She wanted a Rally's Big Buford and glitter. WTF did they think she wanted?!?
Stella to me: (I was standing in the middle school gym waiting for [Birdman] to finish voting when I read his last text and I snorted from laughing so hard...made a nice echoy sound in the gym. Also, I think the guy who checked us in to vote had elephantitis of the nutsack. Not kidding. At all.)

Sunday, May 5, 2013

RE: What The What?

"Dammit. I'm never going to find someone to name their dog Crotch. The fun is endless with a name like Crotch." - Stella after we rejected her suggestion for a name for our puppy