Friday, March 25, 2016

RE: Cruise? No, Cruz

Me: There's a sex scandal with Cruz.
The Hubby: Tom [Cruise]?
Me: No, Ted.
The Hubby: That just shows just how non-sexual I think he is.

Sunday, March 6, 2016

RE: His Shit Does Stink

"I need one of those Febreze air fresheners to stick on my nose when Trump is on TV." - Mr. R.