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RE: All I Want For Christmas

"Just did a quick reading of your dad's letter...rock on.  Do you know my goal in my life is to die before your dad so I can be on the Death List?" - Stella after reading my dad's annual Christmas Letter and the part where he lists all the deaths of friends and family from throughout the year

RE: Oldies, But Goodies

I stumbled upon some quotes I had on facebook and decided a trip down memory lane would be today's blog post. Please Enjoy! This first batch is from Miley Bieber: "Homeless people need to get it on, too." - I don't remember the context, but does it really matter?  "I feel like I need to pick-up his suck." - This was about a co-worker; most people would probably say, "slack" not "suck," but that makes it awesome  "I always wanted a stripper named Raul." - Again, don't remember the context  Of course, Stella had to be on here: "I need crabs. Can you send me crabs?" - Stella, actually taking about ingredients for a game on facebook  This next one is from a woman I worked on a political campaign with:  "The key to cabaret is to slither across the piano"  Chef Gordon Ramsey had some good ones from his TV shows:  "I feel like i need plastic wrap on my ass."  "It'

RE: Falaffles

An exchange a friend from high school experienced: CSR in Grocery Store: Hi, Miss! Are you finding everything okay? Me: Hi! Well, actually, I am looking for Andy's Frozen Falafel. Do you still carry it? CSR: I'm not sure. Let me ask the Frozen Foods Manager. Jim, do you still have Annie's Frozen Waffles? An exchange a friend from high school experienced