I Better Write That Down

Friends' 11 yr. old: Let's go look at the protesters while we're waiting for our White House tour. Friend: How do you know there will be protesters? Friends' 11 yr. old: It's a weekend, and Trump won the election.

"Dead silence just sitting here with my parents watching the Cavs game. Go to commercial break and my dad just yells out, "I wanna puke in this guy's face." Apparently, he is not happy with color announcer this series. My mom is in the kitchen practically pissing her pants laughing. We thought he fell asleep" - Message from Stella regarding Mr. R.