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RE: Lying And Tigers And Bears

"[Toddler daughter] got in trouble for lying this morning. After 15 minutes of silent reflection, she says 'Mom, I not lying...I not a zebra, I not a monkey, I not a Rollie pollie...' Poor girl thought she was in trouble for being a "lion." Apparently we need to revisit this lesson later!" - A friend's Facebook status

RE: He's Back!

Stella forced a "My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding" on Mr. R.  His reactions did not disappoint. Mr. R: THEY HAVE BLACK GYPSIES?!?! Stella: That's the priest. Mr. R: Oh. "Love the hats." - Mr. R, sounding just like Hannibal Lector, "Love the suit," according to Stella "Is that a flying Jesus? I just saw a FLYING JESUS!" - Mr. R "Do gypsies own anything in just one solid color? It's all patterned shit." - Mr. R Stella: My dad wants a "My Wild Gypsy Nuns" show. Stella: My dad said her IQ doesn't reach double digits.

RE: Better Get Out The Map

Real Housewife of Melbourne: Where is your accent from? Chef: South Africa. Real Housewife of Melbourne: Ah Zimbabwe? Chef: No, South Africa. Real Housewife of Melbourne: Well, it's still around the same continents you know?