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RE: Cannot???

Me: THIS is why I want you to watch Atlanta Housewives...Fights and shit. Watch The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 6 | Fighting in Lingerie Stella: The statement of 'OMG! They're so little!' in reference to sperm is exactly why I cannot add another Housewives show to my viewing.

RE: A Tummy Knows

Friend (feeling sorry for herself): Sometimes it feels like no one back home remembers me... Friend's 4 year-old daughter: Mama, I remember you! I also remember that I'm hungry and thirsty, will you get me some food? Friend: That girl always reminds me of my priorities (or at least hers!)