Monday, May 18, 2015


"Never, ever shank a baby!" - Guy doing a scene in my improv class

RE: Um...Your Day Will Come

Wonder Woman and my dad were at my brother's house on Mother's Day.  When they were leaving Precious Gem ran to say goodbye and give kisses. To Wonder Woman she says, "Happy Mother's Day." Then goes to my dad and says, "Happy uh...Sunday."

Sunday, May 3, 2015

RE: She Told Her (Incorrectly)!

Scrubs tells Precious Gem to pull up her pants before pulling up her skort. Precious Gem says,"They're not pants; they're pierogis." She meant capris. I think they were capri length leggings.