Saturday, December 31, 2016

RE: AKA

"My nephew was telling us about the women [sic] who flew an airplane around the world and her name was: 'A-Million Air Heart'!" - Facebook post from The Hubby's cousin

Sunday, December 18, 2016

RE: 'Tis The Season...The Browns' Season

Browns' Announcer: We'll be right back after this short commercial break. 
Mr. R.: Who really gives a shit if you come back?

Thursday, December 8, 2016

RE: Do You Hear What I Hear

When you're trying to smuggle toys out of the house for donation, but they start playing their music in the trash bags. [toddler son] is on to me like the DEA on a drug raid. Relentless interrogation, relentless. - A friend's Facebook post

RE: That's Not Having It My Way

I often drive by a Burger King which says, "Flame grilling since 1954" on one side of the building. I always think, "I think it's done now. You can stop grilling it." I'm a dork. - Me

Wednesday, December 7, 2016

RE: Poor Middle Child

E-mail from my Mom [Wonder Woman] regarding her babysitting [Precious Gem] and her dad, my brother who was in the hospital:

When I found out [brother] was coming home yesterday I told [Precious Gem]... She said, "Good, now maybe [Mini-Me] will stop crying all the time!" I said to her that she misses Daddy. Then I said, "Don't you miss Daddy?" Her answer,"Yes I do, but not as much as [Mini-Me]." She is so funny.

Tuesday, December 6, 2016

RE: Missing Miley Bieber Today

Thank you, Facebook, for the flashes of the past. Today's post are quotes from a co-worker back on December 6, 2010.

Two quotes from Miley Bieber: 
  1. Homeless people need to get it on, too.
  2. I feel like I need to pick-up his suck.
The second is in reference to a co-worker who really was not good at his job.