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RE: AKA

"My nephew was telling us about the women [sic] who flew an airplane around the world and her name was: 'A-Million Air Heart'!" - Facebook post from The Hubby's cousin

RE: Do You Hear What I Hear

When you're trying to smuggle toys out of the house for donation, but they start playing their music in the trash bags. [toddler son] is on to me like the DEA on a drug raid. Relentless interrogation, relentless. - A friend's Facebook post

RE: Poor Middle Child

E-mail from my Mom [Wonder Woman] regarding her babysitting [Precious Gem] and her dad, my brother who was in the hospital: When I found out [brother] was coming home yesterday I told [Precious Gem]... She said, "Good, now maybe [Mini-Me] will stop crying all the time!" I said to her that she misses Daddy. Then I said, "Don't you miss Daddy?" Her answer,"Yes I do, but not as much as [Mini-Me]." She is so funny.

RE: Missing Miley Bieber Today

Thank you, Facebook, for the flashes of the past. Today's post are quotes from a co-worker back on December 6, 2010. Two quotes from Miley Bieber:  Homeless people need to get it on, too. I feel like I need to pick-up his suck. The second is in reference to a co-worker who really was not good at his job.