Wednesday, February 29, 2012

RE: Jersey Baby

Stella: Save us Jebus, Snooki is pregnant.
Birdman: KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

Sunday, February 26, 2012

RE: Comedic Couplings

"They're like the female Laurel & Hardy." - The Hubby when watching Rose Byrne & Melissa McCarthy present an award on the Oscars

RE: Isn't That How It Goes?

"When are they going to get around to colorizing 'The Artist'?" - The Hubby

RE: Dude Looks Like A Lady...Wait...

"Making Glenn Close look like a man isn't all that much of an achievement." - The Hubby about make-up artist nominees for Glenn Close in "Albert Nobbs"

RE: Wearing It With Style

"That fabric looks like it's made of caul fat." - The Hubby upon seeing Rooney Mara's dress for the Oscars

RE: That's Quite A Rock You're Wearing

Me: WTF? The necklace on the grandma!
Stella: I know...think I'll slice a fucking rock up and wear it.

- Texts between Stella and me about a woman wearing a geode necklace on the red carpet at the Oscars

RE: Not Easy Being...A Puppet

"Walking around with a man's hand up our asses most of the time." - The Hubby speaking as Ryan Seacrest after hearing Seacrest talk about having things in common with Kermit the Frog

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

RE: So, That's A "No" Vote?

"He has no sideburns.  I don't trust a man with no sideburns." - Birdman about a politician

Monday, February 20, 2012

RE: That Taint Happenin'

"Girl, Milan just danced circles around you and swiffered the floor with his taint." - Willam commenting on the Lip-Sync-For-Your-Life competition on "RuPaul's Drag Race"

Monday, February 13, 2012

RE: Like Rain On Your Wedding Day...Or Not

"Irony is so ironic." - Phaedra Parks on "The Real Housewives of Atlanta"

Friday, February 10, 2012

RE: This Sh*t Actually Happened

Text exchange with Stella:

Stella: It never fails...I bleach & clean the toilet and then have a massive explosive shit...WTF?
Me: I hear ya.
Stella: Seriously...it is like my butt hole is one of those wacky sprinklers!
Me: Ha!"
Stella: I may be pooping out corn I ate 4 years ago....
Me: I think corn just multiplies in there.

Sunday, February 5, 2012

RE: Law & Rover

"Did you see where the Animal Detective League is mad for companies using animals in their commercials?" - Mr. R

RE: Are You Ready For Some...Zzzzzzzzz

Cinderella: "The Super Bowl sounds exciting but it sure isn't exciting!"

Thursday, February 2, 2012

RE: Smells Like Slut Spirit

"I bet it smells like prostitutes." - Miley Bieber upon finding out Snooki has her own perfume