"Girl, Milan just danced circles around you and swiffered the floor with his taint." - Willam commenting on the Lip-Sync-For-Your-Life competition on "RuPaul's Drag Race"
Former co-worker to 5 y/o daughter: [Daughter's name], maybe we should rethink this whole school thing. 5 y/o daughter: Listen, you're the one who got us into this mess.
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