Sunday, November 15, 2015

RE: It Must Be Browns' Sunday

Messages from Stella:

My dad: If my blood pressure isn't at 180 I must be dead.
My mom: Then turn the game off. 
My dad: There's nothing else on.

and:

There is nothing like a Browns' game to make my parents start going at each other like a set up to a future "Dateline" with Keith Morrison episode.

Wednesday, November 11, 2015

RE: Jake Jason Doe Morgan Quartermain

"Actually Daddy, he is Jake. He is just pretending to be Jason, but he is actually Jake" - Precious Gem, 4 years old, explaining a "General Hospital" plot line (not quite accurately, actually)