Thursday, August 15, 2013

RE: Well That Clears Things Up

After my mom misheard the word "poem" a few times.

Dad to mom: Clean out your ears.
Mom: The sun's in my eyes.

Sunday, August 11, 2013

RE: Payback's A Jessica Fletcher

"I think my dad is issuing "Toddlers & Tiaras" payback on me today by making me watch "Murder, She Wrote all day." - Stella