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RE: A Free World Either Way

While Neil Young's playing an acoustic version of "Rockin In The Free World". Precious Gem: I think I've heard this one before. My Brother: You've heard the electric one. Two minutes later... Precious Gem: I've heard this "virgin" before.

RE: Bald Is Beautiful

Friend's daughter found a wedding picture. Friend's daughter: Was that one of your bestest days? Friend: Yes, it was one of the best days when I married your daddy. Friend's daughter: Why do you like Daddy? He doesn't even have any hair!