Tuesday, November 22, 2016

RE: She's Kind Of Picky

Another Facebook post about the political savvy preschooler:

"We asked [preschooler] the other day if she needed a tissue (as her finger was in her nose) and she responded, 'No, I love picking my nose!'"

RE: Political Preschoolers

A friend's Facebook post:

I put down my phone which had a picture and article about Hillary on it and [her preschooler] says: "That looks like Donald Trump's mom."

Saturday, November 19, 2016

RE: A Free World Either Way

While Neil Young's playing an acoustic version of "Rockin In The Free World".

Precious Gem: I think I've heard this one before.
My Brother: You've heard the electric one.

Two minutes later...

Precious Gem: I've heard this "virgin" before.

Monday, November 14, 2016

RE: Bald Is Beautiful

Friend's daughter found a wedding picture.
Friend's daughter: Was that one of your bestest days?
Friend: Yes, it was one of the best days when I married your daddy.
Friend's daughter: Why do you like Daddy? He doesn't even have any hair!

Wednesday, November 9, 2016

RE: There Will Be A Gal In Kalamazoo

Scrubs: [Precious Gem], do you want to go to Kalamazoo?
Precious Gem: Yes. Are there going to be animals there?
My Brother: It's for [Cinderella's] ice skating!
Precious Gem: At the zoo?!
My Brother: No, Kalamazoo, Michigan.

Saturday, November 5, 2016

RE: Thinking Outside The Box

"That's it! The giant cardboard box is in timeout!" - A friend, a mother of three, on more things she never thought she'd say

Tuesday, November 1, 2016

RE: What's That Cologne?

Student: You smell sorta like my gramma.
My Brother the Teacher: Really? What does she smell like?
Student: She's dead but you smell old.