Sunday, September 18, 2016
"Joe Thomas. That piece of shit. What a piece of shit. Joe Thomas is a piece of shit! I will PUKE if he makes the Pro-Bowl again this year. I. WILL. PUKE!!" - Mr. R upon watching the Cleveland Browns
Wednesday, September 7, 2016
Saturday, September 3, 2016
Mr. R: [Some suburb] has a new chain Mexican restaurant going in. I can't remember the name.
Stella: All I see is Panda Express.
Mr. R: That's it!
Stella: That's Chinese.
Mr. R: Whatever.
Stella: What about a panda bear on the logo made you think it was Mexican food?
Mr. R: The logo was round.