Sunday, September 18, 2016

RE: No MVP Here

"Joe Thomas. That piece of shit. What a piece of shit. Joe Thomas is a piece of shit! I will PUKE if he makes the Pro-Bowl again this year. I. WILL. PUKE!!" - Mr. R upon watching the Cleveland Browns

Wednesday, September 7, 2016

RE: I'm A Big Girl Now

Precious Gem had her first day of Pre-K today. She was telling of a little girl who cried because she missed her mommy. When she finished telling about that, she said, "I don't think I missed anybody."

Saturday, September 3, 2016

RE: La Panda El Roundo

Mr. R: [Some suburb] has a new chain Mexican restaurant going in. I can't remember the name. 

[Google it] 

Stella: All I see is Panda Express. 
Mr. R: That's it! 
Stella: That's Chinese. 
Mr. R: Whatever. 
Stella: What about a panda bear on the logo made you think it was Mexican food? 
Mr. R: The logo was round.

RE: Uh-oh, Who's Fooling Who?

"This guy would pop up with all these chains...like Mr.T...but black." - Mr. R describing the black slot machine