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RE: No MVP Here

"Joe Thomas. That piece of shit. What a piece of shit. Joe Thomas is a piece of shit! I will PUKE if he makes the Pro-Bowl again this year. I. WILL. PUKE!!" - Mr. R upon watching the Cleveland Browns

RE: La Panda El Roundo

Mr. R: [Some suburb] has a new chain Mexican restaurant going in. I can't remember the name.  [Google it]   Stella: All I see is Panda Express.  Mr. R: That's it!  Stella: That's Chinese.  Mr. R: Whatever.  Stella: What about a panda bear on the logo made you think it was Mexican food?  Mr. R: The logo was round.