Tuesday, October 15, 2013

RE: Writhing From Home

The best text The Hubby has ever sent me:

"I'm writhing from home for now because the riders Ste here and [our dog] is kind of freaking out."

Translation:

"I'm working from home for now because the roofers are here and [our dog] is kind of freaking out."

Tuesday, October 1, 2013

RE: Oh, The Inhumanity!!!!

Only in a round if Cards Against Humanity: 

Me: I hate this card. {holding up the "Kids with ass cancer" card)
Crepes: It's like "The Jews," you send them to "Auschwitz."