I Better Write That Down

The best text The Hubby has ever sent me: "I'm writhing from home for now because the riders Ste here and [our dog] is kind of freaking out." Translation: "I'm working from home for now because the roofers are here and [our dog] is kind of freaking out."

Only in a round if Cards Against Humanity:  Me: I hate this card. {holding up the "Kids with ass cancer" card) Crepes: It's like "The Jews," you send them to "Auschwitz."