I Better Write That Down

Conversing with the step-daughter.

"I just cried more into my banana pillow." - Sally, telling a story about her childhood that involved an actual banana being found in her pillow

"Get out of his ass!" and "She's just so many words." and "She's like the Bible." - Things Sally said at the dinner table to the dog and about her former boss

"Sugar is a crystal but it's sweet and you can eat it." - Sally giving us a lesson on sugar

Sally's Friend: Poor homeless guy is standing out side asking for change Sally: I'll give him my change!  *Goes to give it to him  and comes back in* Sally: He's not homeless. Sally's Friend: What's the bowl for? Sally: It's treats for his dog.

"I know cats aren't dogs, but they do have personalities." - Sally at dinner

Me to The Hubby at dinner: My parents will be here during our anniversary. Sally: I'll babysit.

"If your going to live in the middle of nowhere, you should live in a middle of nowhere house" - Sally when we drove by newly built houses outside a small town

"After I eat a lot, I just want to poop and sleep." - Sally, at breakfast

"Deli Select...For the ladies" - Sally describing the guy next to her on her flight who smelled like a sandwich

Me: Did you watch "Two And A Half Men?" I know how excited you were for Ashton Kutcher. Sally: Oh, best episode of my life! He was all, "Heyyyy..... I'm awesome.  Ahahah and I'm sexy. Watch me go over here and be a douche!" Me: So, not that much different than when Charlie Sheen was on? Sally: Not at all! I can hardly tell!!!  

"I think there should just be towns." - Sally derailing her own train of thought

"Everybody is attractive in some way or another.  But, that's probably because I stare at people until I find something attractive." - Sally