I Better Write That Down

Napoleon's Mom*: We are going to the doctor. Napoleon: You are. Not me. Doctors stick you. Napoleon's Mom: But you need a check up. Napoleon: Check yourself. *Napoleon's mom and I went to high school together.  She is the one to have dubbed him "Napoleon."

Friend's son: What's on top of a forehead? Is that foreskin?

"Mommy is really nice. And it's good that she's a nurse to help people because she saved Bubbles'* life!" - Mini-Me *Bubbles is a pet fish