Wednesday, February 19, 2014

RE: Before You Wreck Yourself

Napoleon's Mom*: We are going to the doctor.
Napoleon: You are. Not me. Doctors stick you.
Napoleon's Mom: But you need a check up.
Napoleon: Check yourself.

*Napoleon's mom and I went to high school together.  She is the one to have dubbed him "Napoleon."

Tuesday, February 11, 2014

Wednesday, February 5, 2014

RE: Mouth To Gill Resuscitation?

"Mommy is really nice. And it's good that she's a nurse to help people because she saved Bubbles'* life!" - Mini-Me

*Bubbles is a pet fish