Monday, December 22, 2014

Saturday, December 20, 2014

RE: Please Pass The Salt

"Get out of his ass!" and "She's just so many words." and "She's like the Bible." - Things Sally said at the dinner table to the dog and about her former boss

Monday, December 8, 2014

RE: Twat's That You Say?

Texts between Stella and her brother again:

Brother: Dirty look at target when someone saw me spelling "twat" with the letter mugs.


Then, a message from Stella to me:
Twattin' it in the family today I guess.

RE: Can You Spell It One More Time?

Freckles posted this about an interaction she had at work:

Me: Can you spell that, please?
Client: I as in eyeball.
I stopped listening after that. Disconnected for stupidity.

Saturday, December 6, 2014


"Sugar is a crystal but it's sweet and you can eat it." - Sally giving us a lesson on sugar