Thursday, July 28, 2011

RE: Stop Acting Like One

"Don't patronize me and treat me like an asshole." - Overheard by Stella while at a car dealership

Sunday, July 24, 2011

RE: AL Central

"The Indians being down 0-3 is like trying to climb up a mountain blind with no legs." - Mr. R. during Indians' game

RE: Won't You Be My Neigbhor?

"I'm not 100% sure, it could be the lack of sleep, but I'm pretty sure I just saw a naked man riding a bike down our street." - text from Stella

Saturday, July 23, 2011

RE: Whiney Bitches!

"I want to punch her so hard her tittays become a goiter on her back" - me being annoyed by Rachel on "Big Brother"

RE: Did She Really Just Say That?

"If I had more balls in my mouth, I'd look like a gerbil." - Jordan on "Big Brother"

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

RE: Now That's Hot

"My sweat is sweating sweat." - Holla describing how hot a day it was.

Monday, July 18, 2011

RE: Genius

"I'm sorry if I made you feel demasculatized." - Rachel, "Big Brother 13"

Sunday, July 17, 2011

RE: Checking Out

"The only one I give a break to is the really old lady...She only has so many customers left to ring out." - Mr. R. commenting on the cashiers at a grocery/deep discount store.

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

RE: What Was That?

Holla: Did you just fart?
Pi: No, my sandal just flew off.
Holla: That's what they all say.

Sunday, July 10, 2011

RE: Lookin' Good!

"That guy's got party in the back and business casual in the front." - The Hubby on a mullet we saw

RE: Ummmmm...Okay

"I think there should just be towns." - Sally derailing her own train of thought

Friday, July 8, 2011

RE: Eau de Parfum

Mini-Me: What is that I smell?
Scrubs: I don't know, what does it smell like?
Mini-Me: Ummmm, dog perfume !!!!!!!!!!

RE: Can You Narrow It Down A Little?

"So I am at the West Side Market with [Holla] sitting outside & I am pretty sure the girl at the bus stop is from "The Real World" some time ago.  ANNOYING GIRL BUT FORGET NAME." - Pi texting me about someone who could be pretty much anyone from that show through the years

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

RE: Horrible Pageant Mom

"She should get a flipper." - The Hubby commenting on a mom on "Toddlers & Tiaras" who was missing some teeth

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

RE: Team Building

"We could all watch the Justin Bieber movie.  That would be some good bondage." - Miley Bieber on team BONDING, not bondage

RE: Seeing Things

"If you only had one eye, you'd have trouble, too." - a lady at 4th of July fireworks

RE: Accentuating the Positive

"Everybody is attractive in some way or another.  But, that's probably because I stare at people until I find something attractive." - Sally

Sunday, July 3, 2011

RE: Bitchy Brides

"Someone kill that bitch already!"- Mr. R commenting on an episode of "Bridezillas"