Thursday, March 28, 2013

RE: Justice Bilba Baggins?

Stella: Is Ruth Bader Ginsburg like the smallest thing alive
Birdman: I think she's a hobbit.

Monday, March 18, 2013

RE: Get Thee To A Dentist!

Me: Jewel just said, "I'm going to heck."
The Hubby: The singer Jewel?
Me: Yeah.
The Hubby: What is she on?
Me: "The Chew."
The Hubby: If she's going anywhere, it should be to an orthodontist.

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

RE: The Times, They Are A Changin'

Scrubs: [Cinderella], remind me to change the filter on the fish tank tomorrow.
Cinderella: Why can't you ask Siri to remind you?

Saturday, March 9, 2013

RE: Can A Niece Hook An Aunt Up With Some Of That?

Mini-Me found a penny and showed it to Frampa (that's what she called him when she first started talking).  Here's how the penny conversation went:

Frampa: You can put it in your piggy bank.
Mini-Me: You can have it.  I have lots of money.

Monday, March 4, 2013

RE: Best Way To Remember A Movie Title Goes To...

Mr. R: Did you see that girl who won Best Actress the day after the Oscars? Her hair was totally black.
Stella: Yeah. I think it's for a movie.
Mr. R: Some vampire movie. No! A series of movies...about food.
Stella: The Hunger Games?
Mr. R: Yes. The food movies.
Stella: It has nothing to do with food.
Mr. R: Well, that's how I remember it.

Saturday, March 2, 2013

RE: No Joke

Mini-Me's Dad: [Mini-Me], what's under there?
Mini-Me: Under where? Ha! Ha! I said underwear, Daddy!