Tuesday, May 29, 2012

RE: Don't Exert Yourself Unnecessarily

Text from Stella:

Outside Home Depot in the car next to us some lady says to an old lady in the backseat of the car, "You going in, Ma?  It's not a restaurant!"

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

RE: Donde Esta Usted?

"Costa Rica is in Mexico." - Alexis from "The Real Housewives of Orange County."

Sunday, May 20, 2012

RE: No Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap With These Folks

"Romanis are so OCDC on cleanliness." - Gypsy woman on "My Big Fat American Gypsy"

Friday, May 18, 2012

Friday, May 11, 2012

RE: Only If You're Too Tall For The Casket

Miley Bieber: I want to wear heels at my funeral.
Her friend: Your feet don't even show.
Miley Bieber: They cut your feet off?!?!

Wednesday, May 9, 2012

RE: Gypsy's Anatomy

"The eyes are the nipples of the face." - 14 year old American gypsy

Sunday, May 6, 2012

RE: On The Road Again (Texting With Stella)

Stella: Tour of Turdstruction continues its reign of terror...currently showing a Michigan rest stop no mercy.
Me: Good!  Is it in Flint?  They're used to getting shit on.
Stella: OMG...it actually is!

and, later:

Stella: Stop 2 of Tour of Turdstruction...Bronner's Christmas Store in Frankenmuth.  Dropping yule logs while listening to "I'll Be Home for Christmas."

Saturday, May 5, 2012

RE: Cheese & Mayonnaise

"What--is today like queso de mayo or something?" - Overheard by Birdman