Stella: Tour of Turdstruction continues its reign of terror...currently showing a Michigan rest stop no mercy.
Me: Good! Is it in Flint? They're used to getting shit on.
Stella: OMG...it actually is!
Stella: Stop 2 of Tour of Turdstruction...Bronner's Christmas Store in Frankenmuth. Dropping yule logs while listening to "I'll Be Home for Christmas."