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RE: Who's Da Man?

Me: Did you watch "Two And A Half Men?" I know how excited you were for Ashton Kutcher.
Sally: Oh, best episode of my life! He was all, "Heyyyy..... I'm awesome.  Ahahah and I'm sexy. Watch me go over here and be a douche!"
Me: So, not that much different than when Charlie Sheen was on?
Sally: Not at all! I can hardly tell!!! 
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