Me: Did you watch "Two And A Half Men?" I know how excited you were for Ashton Kutcher. Sally: Oh, best episode of my life! He was all, "Heyyyy..... I'm awesome. Ahahah and I'm sexy. Watch me go over here and be a douche!" Me: So, not that much different than when Charlie Sheen was on? Sally: Not at all! I can hardly tell!!!