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RE: Alive & Well In NYC!

Stella: So, watching "Big Sexy"...I seriously think the really tall one is a drag queen.
Me: I KNOW, ME, TOO!!!!
Stella: WTF is with her fucking make-up?!  Why is so WHITE?!
Me, No idea
Stella: I think she is actually John Candy from the movie "Armed & Dangerous.
Me: HA
Stella: It's nice to know that he didn't really die and is just living as a plus size model in NYC.

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