RE: That's Not Having It My Way

I often drive by a Burger King which says, "Flame grilling since 1954" on one side of the building. I always think, "I think it's done now. You can stop grilling it." I'm a dork. - Me

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RE: Genius

"I'm sorry if I made you feel demasculatized." - Rachel, "Big Brother 13"

Re: At The Movies

Me: What happens when she [Meryl Streep] dies? The Hubby: There will be no more movies.

Stella and Mr. R talking "About that dumbass crossing the tightrope in Chicago tonight:" Stella: Dad, you gonna watch the guy tightrope between two buildings in Chicago? Mr. R: Is he guaranteed to fall? And, Mr. R continues on with: 1. Turn it on. [Throws the remote at Stella] 2. Jesus Christ! It's Joel Osteen! WHAT THE HELL?! 3. Jesus...there are actually people there watching this shit. I hope he falls on them all. 4. A real feat would be the Chicago Bears crossing the line. and... 5. Stupid ass waste of TV time. I could be watching another "Murder She Wrote" rerun.

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