This first batch is from Miley Bieber:
- "Homeless people need to get it on, too." - I don't remember the context, but does it really matter?
- "I feel like I need to pick-up his suck." - This was about a co-worker; most people would probably say, "slack" not "suck," but that makes it awesome
- "I always wanted a stripper named Raul." - Again, don't remember the context
- "I need crabs. Can you send me crabs?" - Stella, actually taking about ingredients for a game on facebook
- "The key to cabaret is to slither across the piano"
- "I feel like i need plastic wrap on my ass."
- "It's like King Kong's fucking condom!"
- 'Family Feud' host: "Something people know about dragons?"