Sunday, April 22, 2012

RE: Happy Trails

Textersation with Stella:

Stella: I'm on a bus between Chicago & [hometown]...and everyone on it sucks 16 assholes...gonna shank them all.
Me: Nice
Stella:'s sucks.


Stella: It's so fucking hot on this bus.  I'm dead aren't I?  I'm in some level of hell.
Me: Noo, you can't be.  I need you!
Stella: Guy chewing with his mouth open and now sucking on his fingers and kissing on his chick.  I'm on the verge of weeping.  HOLY FUCK...the chick just coughed against the window and her cough wind blew in my face.

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