RE: Is This Why Buddha Gets His Belly Rubbed?

From a friend about her substitute teaching gig of the day:

"Miss, since it didn't work the first time, should I rub my belly when I poop?"

A quick summary of my day teaching first and second grade.

I told her she could do what she wants but I didn't know if it would work. She came back and informed me that it does work and I should try it.