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RE: Mine Eyes Have Seen...

"I understand that Chris Christie has lost a lot of weight, but he needs to stop tucking his shirt in and jacking his pants up over his floppy FUPA. He is offending America's eyes. Lady Liberty weeps and barfs." - message from Stella
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