Text Conversation between Stella and Birdman that Stella shared with me:
Stella: I had a dream last night
that you were rubbing my back and stuck your finger in my pooper.
Birdman: Gross.
That doesn't sound like something i'd do. Did you enjoy it?
Stella: No...I was
horrified. I made you go wash your hands. YOU seemed to enjoy it and see
nothing wrong with executing a surprise digital anal invasion.
Birdman: Hah! Sounds
more like a nightmare than a dream.
Stella: It was disturbing. P.S. Keep yo' fingas
out my hole.
Birdman: All set for [restaurant name]. My mom will be by around 5:30.
Stella:
Okey dokey, buttfinger.
Birdman: Henceforth, you shall only address me as
buttfinger.
Stella: Will do.
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