"This pizza is like CRACK! BUT[t] you shouldn't eat too much of it. Oh, is that the FireCRACKER one?" - The Hubby's subtle way of drawing attention to the guy in front of us having a plumber's crack
Former co-worker to 5 y/o daughter: [Daughter's name], maybe we should rethink this whole school thing. 5 y/o daughter: Listen, you're the one who got us into this mess.
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