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RE: Scent Of A Real Woman

Me: Apparently Lisa Rinna is joining RHBH ("The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills").
Stella: Is there room for her lips?
Me: My thoughts! They freak me out.  But, Taylor hasn't been around, so I guess she's FILLING a gap.
Stella: She probably smells like plastic and shiny sticky lip gloss.
Me: And Harry Hamlin's spunk
Stella: Yes. That combo seems like a perfume Candie's would produce.

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