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RE: Humor...Somewhat Dark Humor

Here's a Facebook conversation between me and my cousins based on finding out Aviva Drescher was fired from "The Real Housewives of New York City."  At the end of the season, Aviva tossed her prosthetic leg across a table.  Cousin 1 posted the link on Cousin 2's Facebook page.  For background, Cousin 2 just had surgery for Crohn's Disease to get a colostomy bag.

Cousin 1 post: http://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/news/aviva-drescher-fired-from-real-housewives-of-new-york-201459
Cousin 2 comment: Good, she was an idiot.
My comment: LOVE THIS! [Cousin 2], looks like they have an opening! ;)
Cousin 2 comment: She has her crazy leg and now I can have my bag!
My comment: NICE!
Cousin 1 comment: Just don't throw it at anyone...or do.
My comment: OMG! So, I was just thinking of Ramona's reaction to getting water splashed on her, imagine...
 

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