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RE: Probably Not Getting The Job

Phone call my cousin received at work:

Job candidate: Hello [cousin's name]? I went today to take my drug screen and I tried and tried to pee but I couldn't. They told me to call you. What should I do?
Cousin: Uhhhh drink a lot of water and go back?

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