"Get out of his ass!" and "She's just so many words." and "She's like the Bible." - Things Sally said at the dinner table to the dog and about her former boss
Texts between Stella and her brother again: Brother: Dirty look at target when someone saw me spelling "twat" with the letter mugs. *** Then, a message from Stella to me: Twattin' it in the family today I guess.
Freckles posted this about an interaction she had at work: Me: Can you spell that, please? Client: I as in eyeball. I stopped listening after that. Disconnected for stupidity.
"It's like when I bar-tended and one of the regulars wanted to name her future baby "diarrhea" because the word, not what it stands for, is just beautiful." - Pi in response to RE: The Pee Of Tranquility