I Better Write That Down

Stella: Is Ruth Bader Ginsburg like the smallest thing alive Birdman: I think she's a hobbit.

Me: Jewel just said, "I'm going to heck." The Hubby: The singer Jewel? Me: Yeah. The Hubby: What is she on? Me: "The Chew." The Hubby: If she's going anywhere, it should be to an orthodontist.

Scrubs: [Cinderella], remind me to change the filter on the fish tank tomorrow. Cinderella: Why can't you ask Siri to remind you?

Mini-Me found a penny and showed it to Frampa (that's what she called him when she first started talking).  Here's how the penny conversation went: Frampa: You can put it in your piggy bank. Mini-Me: You can have it.  I have lots of money.

Mr. R: Did you see that girl who won Best Actress the day after the Oscars? Her hair was totally black. Stella: Yeah. I think it's for a movie. Mr. R : Some vampire movie. No! A series of movies...about food. Stella : The Hunger Games? Mr. R : Yes. The food movies. Stella : It has nothing to do with food. Mr. R : Well, that's how I remember it.

Mini-Me's Dad: [Mini-Me], what's under there? Mini-Me: Under where? Ha! Ha! I said underwear, Daddy!